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After selling out in 2024 and 2025, the “Fuck it, it’s Christmas” glass is back for 2026 with a brand-new design!
Like an ugly Christmas jumper, a new “Fuck it, it’s Christmas” glass should be a seasonal staple… and this year, the Christmas chaos continues.
Carrying on from last year’s Christmas Eve disaster, the gingerbread men have taken charge and are doing their best to get Santa and Rudolph back on track for the big night. Whether that’s actually going to plan is another matter...
Once again, it’s printed on a 480ml Lüttich Goblet, because I still can’t get away from what a perfect Christmas beer glass it is! I hope you love this year’s glass, have a brilliant Christmas, and fully embrace the festive chaos. Cheers!
Royal Mail 2nd Class postage to the UK costs £4.50 plus 50p per additional item, capped at £5.50.
Delivery tends to take 3-5 working days from your order.
Postage outside of the UK available.
International Orders: Please visit my International Delivery page before placing your order. Thank you
Cord camper cap featuring an embroidered Hop Smile design (approx’ 4.9cm wide x 2.8cm tall)
Available in 3 colours. Red Wood, Forest Night or Black
5 panel cord cap with flat peak. Self-fabric strap with buckle and grommet, featuring heritage styling with antique silver ventilation eyelets.
Royal Mail Tracked 48 postage
Delivery tends to take 3-5 working days from your order.
Postage outside of the UK available.
International Orders: Please visit my International Delivery page before placing your order. Thank you
One More Won’t Hurt – 550ml Teku Mug
This illustration was inspired by that intrusive “one more won’t hurt” thought. Sometimes it doesn’t hurt, sometimes it does… but that’s tomorrow’s problem!
The design is printed on the new 550ml Teku Mug, created to mark 20 years of the iconic Teku glass. Designed with Teo Musso, it takes inspiration from traditional Bohemian beer culture, with the diamond-cut detailing giving a nod to classic Czech crystal glassware.
A pretty special glass, if I may say so myself… so buy this glass, then go grab another beer!
Royal Mail Tracked 48 postage to the UK.
Delivery tends to take 3-5 working days from your order.
Postage outside of the UK available.
International Orders: Please visit my International Delivery page before placing your order. Thank you
Give your home bar a little more character with my One More Won’t Hurt bar runner.
Featuring a beer-soaked skeleton and a backdrop of bottles, cans and glasses, this colourful, raised PVC design brings my original illustration to your bar top while helping catch the inevitable drips and spills.
Measuring 50cm wide × 15cm tall and 7mm thick, it’s the perfect spot to line up your favourite glassware.
The same design also features on my Teku Mug and bar blade—available as a bundle.
Bundles
Pick your cap (design and colour) and your T-shirt size.
Professionally embroidered 5 panel caps, and professionally screen-printed cotton t-shirt.
For further details see individual listings
Cap: One size fits all
Size Guide: Measure under your arms, around your chest: XS: 34inch, S.36inch, M: 38inch, L: 42Inch, XL: 44Inch, XXL: 46inch
Please note: For full conditions, please see Delivery & Returns page.
The full One More Won’t Hurt collection includes a Teku Mug, bar blade and bar runner, all featuring my original illustration.
Whether you’re upgrading your home bar or treating a fellow beer lover, this trio has opening, pouring and serving covered.
The bundle includes:
550ml Teku Mug – a generous handled beer glass with a diamond-cut design.
Stainless steel bar blade – featuring the matching printed grip.
PVC bar runner – a colourful, raised design to help catch drips and spills. Measures 50 × 15cm and 7mm thick.
Pick your cap (design and colour) and your glass.
Professionally embroidered 5 panel caps, and professionally screen-printed craft beer glassware.
For further details see individual listings
Size Guide: Measure under your arms, around your chest: XS: 34inch, S.36inch, M: 38inch, L: 42Inch, XL: 44Inch, XXL: 46inch
Please note: For full conditions, please see Delivery & Returns page.
Your choice of 4 glasses! Please see product listings for individual descriptions.
Royal Mail Tracked 48 postage to the UK .
Delivery tends to take 3-5 working days from your order.
Postage outside of the UK available.
International Orders: Please visit my International Delivery page before placing your order. Thank you
600+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
Rated 5★ by hundreds of customers on EtsyIndependently run
Designed, sourced & packed by me... Dave!
Check out my about me page to learn a little more.6 years of Glassware
25+ glass designs released since 2020.
Visit the glass graveyard to see the design archive.Small batch releases
Limited runs. Once they're gone, they're (usually*) gone.
*Most designs make their way to the glass graveyard once they are all sold out, to make room for new designs, Some occasionally make a come back.